Restaurant
Bird Burger: Kitchen Chaos
Round 1 • Rated E for Everyone Fired
BIRD
BURGER:
KITCHEN CHAOS
"The worst shift on the blockchain."
📋 Your Mission
Survive as many DAYS as you can. Each day, make that day's rent before the clock runs out to reach the next day.
Every day the rent climbs, orders get bigger, and more of the kitchen turns on you — grease, then fires, then pigeons and bananas. Miss rent or let the CHAOS meter max out and you're done. How long can you last?
Now serving: Larry — Tired. Always tired.
🐋 $BRGR Holder Perks
🍔 50,000+ $BRGR+8% tips on every order
🔥 250,000+ $BRGR+15% tips · +8s every day
🐋 1,000,000+ $BRGR+25% tips · +15s every day · $250 head start
Small in-game boosts for holders. $BRGR has no promised value. Not financial advice.
💸 Weekly $BRGR Payroll
1st
1,000,000 $BRGR
EMPLOYEE OF THE WEEK
2nd
500,000 $BRGR
SHIFT SUPERVISOR
3rd
250,000 $BRGR
LEAST FIRED
Nobody has clocked in this week. The #1 spot is free real estate.
Survive at least one full day in Kitchen Chaos this week to qualify for the Worker's Airdrop. · Payroll is paid in $BRGR when the token launches. $BRGR has no promised value and this is not financial advice. This is a joke restaurant.
